Wednesday, January 03, 2007

The Gropenator loved by all?

Please explain this Arnold Schwarzenegger thing again?

Let’s just say hypothetically that I had no political experience whatsoever. Never had been in office or was involved in committees to help communities or election campaigns. And here are some of the hypothetical baggage I am carrying with me that will be exposed during and election campaign:

1. Womanizer/Sexist-Self admitted macho woman abuser with no remorse and to this day holds no respect for the opposite sex.
2. Homophobe-On record not liking “Girly” men.
3. Self admitted and well documented illegal drug user with a history of steroids, pot and who knows what else.
4. Anti-Union leanings. Does not like unions and is vocal about it.
5. Anti-Environment-Drive around in a Hummer and other gas guzzling vehicles unabashedly for years. No care for environmental legislation.
6. Lifelong Republican in a State registration leaning heavy to the left.

Oh, and I want to run for Governor of California. I would think that I would be laughed out of the state. But due to a cult of personality, Arnold wins overwhelmingly and currently serving a second term.

Only in America people.

26 comments:

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RMostranski said...

Hey the other Richard, only in American politics... Heck, soccer moms with mini vans have been winning elections for quite some time. So, it is safe to say--it dosn't matter who you are and what you are---it's all about getting that vote---plain and simple. Oh, that is right--a little money does help......

Anonymous said...

On your hypotheticals you left out "married to a Kennedy niece" and "action hero figure".

Don't you think candidacies do come down to popularity contests? A lot of it hasn't changed since Junior High School.

Carol Ann said...

I wrote him a letter when first elected and told him if the accusations of his groping women were true, then he needed to make amends. I recieved a letter in return thanking me for sharing his vision for California.

Anonymous said...

I think you are sucking sour grapes you girly men.

Anonymous said...

Nah - Now that Arnold has flipped and flopped back into a moderate, he'll do.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the pro-Nazi part, with Arnold handing out LPs of his favorite National Socialists making speeches in the original German. He and David Cobb have so much in common.

Anonymous said...

Wait, I thought most of Arcata and Eureka were socialist. I thought you guys would be the first to start goose stepping to Arnolds tune.

Anonymous said...

I heard that Nick Bravo voted for the Gropenator.

samoasoftball said...

1:23am-We's out here on the Peninsula's due nut liv in's Eureka or Arcata. Slumoa is my residentsses. We's bean labeleds Sand Dwellers.

Anonymous said...

u sound like you b stayin up past your bedtime sandboy!!

Anonymous said...

Know what I like about nighttime on the penninsula? The sand dwellers can't see the tsunami coming.

Anonymous said...

Quit being a girly man.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with groping women? Don't they like it?

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Richard is just angry because he hasn't been groped yet. Not even his obese, beer swillin, toothless co-workers want to grope him....and he's given them every opportunity.

Anonymous said...

11:14am-Jealous co-worker?

Anonymous said...

Rich I'll grope you at work on Monday if you want. Just let me know where and when exactly. Course I refuse to grope anything below your belt line.

samoasoftball said...

Okay-Is someone from work messing with my blog? How would they know I am scheduled for monday? Somebody beer swilling and toothless at Evergreen. Well that narrows the field very little. Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry Rich. I'm sure you'll like the gentle caress of my big strong hands.

Anonymous said...

Don't fall for it Richard! It's the Old Hag of the Sea! She preys on sand dwellers! She'll turn you into soup and slurp you down!

Old Sea Hag said...

Hi Rich! It's Monday. You'll find out who I am, I'll sneak up on you in the break room or somewhere where you're all by yourself. Then I'll grope those manbreasts of yours from behind.

Anonymous said...

You all of course remember when the Kindegarten Cop said he "admired Hitler." No wonder he's a Republican.

Anonymous said...

Henry Ford admired Hitler too. I don't like Fords or Nazis.

Anonymous said...

Hitler had some good things to say when taken into context. But! He was a puppet for the German Thule society.

samoasoftball said...

To olde sea hag-Aha! Monday has passed Grope-less. How many hours do you think I have to wait in the Break -Room? I have to work tomorrow also.

Anonymous said...

6:35 your comment doesn't make any sense.