Wednesday, January 03, 2007

The Gropenator loved by all?

Please explain this Arnold Schwarzenegger thing again?

Let’s just say hypothetically that I had no political experience whatsoever. Never had been in office or was involved in committees to help communities or election campaigns. And here are some of the hypothetical baggage I am carrying with me that will be exposed during and election campaign:

1. Womanizer/Sexist-Self admitted macho woman abuser with no remorse and to this day holds no respect for the opposite sex.
2. Homophobe-On record not liking “Girly” men.
3. Self admitted and well documented illegal drug user with a history of steroids, pot and who knows what else.
4. Anti-Union leanings. Does not like unions and is vocal about it.
5. Anti-Environment-Drive around in a Hummer and other gas guzzling vehicles unabashedly for years. No care for environmental legislation.
6. Lifelong Republican in a State registration leaning heavy to the left.

Oh, and I want to run for Governor of California. I would think that I would be laughed out of the state. But due to a cult of personality, Arnold wins overwhelmingly and currently serving a second term.

Only in America people.

22 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:43 PM

    Hey the other Richard, only in American politics... Heck, soccer moms with mini vans have been winning elections for quite some time. So, it is safe to say--it dosn't matter who you are and what you are---it's all about getting that vote---plain and simple. Oh, that is right--a little money does help......

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  2. Anonymous4:52 PM

    On your hypotheticals you left out "married to a Kennedy niece" and "action hero figure".

    Don't you think candidacies do come down to popularity contests? A lot of it hasn't changed since Junior High School.

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  3. Anonymous6:50 PM

    I think you are sucking sour grapes you girly men.

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  4. Anonymous5:58 PM

    Nah - Now that Arnold has flipped and flopped back into a moderate, he'll do.

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  5. Anonymous8:10 PM

    Don't forget the pro-Nazi part, with Arnold handing out LPs of his favorite National Socialists making speeches in the original German. He and David Cobb have so much in common.

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  6. Anonymous1:23 AM

    Wait, I thought most of Arcata and Eureka were socialist. I thought you guys would be the first to start goose stepping to Arnolds tune.

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  7. Anonymous1:57 PM

    I heard that Nick Bravo voted for the Gropenator.

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  8. 1:23am-We's out here on the Peninsula's due nut liv in's Eureka or Arcata. Slumoa is my residentsses. We's bean labeleds Sand Dwellers.

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  9. Anonymous2:40 PM

    u sound like you b stayin up past your bedtime sandboy!!

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  10. Anonymous3:44 PM

    Know what I like about nighttime on the penninsula? The sand dwellers can't see the tsunami coming.

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  11. Anonymous8:18 AM

    Quit being a girly man.

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  12. Anonymous10:13 AM

    What's wrong with groping women? Don't they like it?

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  13. Anonymous11:14 AM

    Perhaps Richard is just angry because he hasn't been groped yet. Not even his obese, beer swillin, toothless co-workers want to grope him....and he's given them every opportunity.

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  14. Anonymous2:25 PM

    11:14am-Jealous co-worker?

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  15. Anonymous2:39 PM

    Rich I'll grope you at work on Monday if you want. Just let me know where and when exactly. Course I refuse to grope anything below your belt line.

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  16. Okay-Is someone from work messing with my blog? How would they know I am scheduled for monday? Somebody beer swilling and toothless at Evergreen. Well that narrows the field very little. Hmmm.

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  17. Anonymous3:16 PM

    Don't worry Rich. I'm sure you'll like the gentle caress of my big strong hands.

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  18. Anonymous8:05 AM

    Don't fall for it Richard! It's the Old Hag of the Sea! She preys on sand dwellers! She'll turn you into soup and slurp you down!

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  19. Anonymous3:53 AM

    Hi Rich! It's Monday. You'll find out who I am, I'll sneak up on you in the break room or somewhere where you're all by yourself. Then I'll grope those manbreasts of yours from behind.

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  20. Anonymous2:41 PM

    Henry Ford admired Hitler too. I don't like Fords or Nazis.

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  21. To olde sea hag-Aha! Monday has passed Grope-less. How many hours do you think I have to wait in the Break -Room? I have to work tomorrow also.

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  22. Anonymous8:17 AM

    6:35 your comment doesn't make any sense.

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